Abominations
Abominations are satire, parodies, blatant misinterpretations, or general hacks of our culture.
News satire
If you saw it in the news, then it must be real, right?
Bell Canada Announces Land-line Telephone Call Throttling
9 April 2008, 11:48 pm
A thinly-veiled criticism of Bell's unilateral decision to throttle Internet traffic.
9 April 2008, 11:48 pm
A thinly-veiled criticism of Bell's unilateral decision to throttle Internet traffic.
Philadelphia Man Arrested For Not Giving Shit About Anna Nicole Smith
22 February 2007, 11:50 pm
No matter what news network you tuned in to, the only subject worthy of discussion was Anna Nicole Smith...
22 February 2007, 11:50 pm
No matter what news network you tuned in to, the only subject worthy of discussion was Anna Nicole Smith...
NHL Lockout Annoyed Canadians, CBC Wants Part Of Action
17 August 2005, 11:54 pm
Two well-timed lockouts by two completely different owners.
17 August 2005, 11:54 pm
Two well-timed lockouts by two completely different owners.
Oldest Living Woman Dies, Passes Title to Cher
31 August 2005, 11:57 pm
Thanks to Marlene Kester for giving me the idea for this one.
31 August 2005, 11:57 pm
Thanks to Marlene Kester for giving me the idea for this one.
Supreme Court Issues First Gag Order On All Topics And Opinions On Everything
10 September 2005, 11:58 pm
Following Mrs. Barbara Bush’s comments on the state of Hurricane Katrina’s victims, a gag order was issued barring her from further public comment on “all topics and opinions on everything”
10 September 2005, 11:58 pm
Following Mrs. Barbara Bush’s comments on the state of Hurricane Katrina’s victims, a gag order was issued barring her from further public comment on “all topics and opinions on everything”
Alternative ways to fund your tuition
20 August 2006, 4:00 pm
Originally published in The Cord Weekly - August 2006 Frosh Mailer, Wilfrid Laurier University.
20 August 2006, 4:00 pm
Originally published in The Cord Weekly - August 2006 Frosh Mailer, Wilfrid Laurier University.
Next generation video game consoles
29 January 2007, 12:01 am
Around this time, it was hard to get a Wii or a PS3 (it still is, isn't it?)
29 January 2007, 12:01 am
Around this time, it was hard to get a Wii or a PS3 (it still is, isn't it?)
Malfunction Bowl 2007: FCC vs. Prince’s Penis
9 February 2007, 12:06 am
Prince performed at the Super Bowl, and, well, this seemed too easy.
9 February 2007, 12:06 am
Prince performed at the Super Bowl, and, well, this seemed too easy.
Canada fights climate change with new video game
16 February 2007, 12:08 am
This article was actually written by my buddy Dave Sullivan, another developer and writer. I’m publishing it here because I (a) forced him to write it, and (b) published it on my own news site. Enjoy!
16 February 2007, 12:08 am
This article was actually written by my buddy Dave Sullivan, another developer and writer. I’m publishing it here because I (a) forced him to write it, and (b) published it on my own news site. Enjoy!
U.S. needs to install a firewall
18 February 2007, 12:09 am
Look, I solved the national security problem.
18 February 2007, 12:09 am
Look, I solved the national security problem.