You just can’t make this up

This pile of crap is courtesy of CBC News, the leader in, well, you know.

A powerful gust of wind recently swept a house-sized sculpture of dog feces from its display outside a Swiss museum, an art official in Berne said Monday.

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

The massive inflatable sculpture, created by U.S. contemporary artist Paul McCarthy and titled Complex Shit, is part of the Paul Klee Centre’s exhibit East of Eden: A Garden Show.

The wind carried the work away, knocking down a power line and breaking a window at a nearby orphanage before falling to the ground about 200 metres from the centre.

So let’s just recap before we lose our goddam minds.

• An inflatable pile of dog shit escaped from a museum, riding a gust of wind to a nearby orphanage where it broke a window.

Ok.

If you actually want to see a picture, thank your friends at the BBC.